hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

(via asimplemess)

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

*hides good snacks from family members*

(Source: foodchewer, via whyhemmings)

snazziest:

It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)

(via theyingyangway)

The best thing about French:
Person: "Ça va?"
Other person: "Ça va. Ça va?"
Person: "Ça va."

theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

(via trust)

i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

(Source: ginberry, via adorehemmo)

jenthesoprano:

I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed

(Source: pinkandblueskiessss, via heathleedger)

yashoweracunts:

i swear to god if 1Ds big announcement is that they are going to start selling tickets for next years tour soon im gonna throw a fucking brick at someone

(via beautifulharrystyles)